Last night a friend alerted us to the existence of
Bang With Specialists
, a LinkedIn-based matchmaking service and parody of
overnight sensation Bang With Friends
, the application that discreetly alerts Facebook friends regarding common appeal. At the least, I hope Bang With Professionals is actually a joke. Maybe it’s a more sophisticated pitfall crafted by prevention-minded HR departments.

Nevertheless, quick and
wishful
interest
implies that Bang With Professionals is onto some thing. Sex complicates IRL relationships. (
A commenter
highlights that banging with friends will invariably produce some cringing at brunches.) But there are a lot social support systems — on- and off-line — that make for guaranteeing banging pools. Like work! And wedding parties!
And Instagram
! When you contemplate it, the “Bang With” type of online dating app has a lot of potential.

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Like, Bang With Friends is currently just programmed for heterosexual individuals. Why no Bang With Bros? The college-age creators could use the anonymous-matching system to assist their own homosexual bros discover closeted people in the Greek program. Even though the founders are working to make certain Bang With Friends doesn’t recommend banging family relations, Bang With Distant Cousins could well be

completely

legal. Bang With Trolls may help Internet users simply take their own craze out of the comments part or sub-Reddit and to the room. Instagrammers will make an individual away from one of the
Wealthy Children of Instagram
with Bang the main one Per Cent. Bang the Bride could provide the brides-to-be ventilation on
TheKnot.com message boards
one final hurrah. That is five spinoffs, only off of the leading of my personal mind, rather than also such as variations throughout the theme, like BangS With Friends (anonymously tell Twitter pals their particular fiveheads tend to be begging your
Karlie
) or

Big Bang

With Friends (arrange discerning viewing events of CBS sitcom

The Big Bang Principle

).

Consider these liberated to whoever can code — Red Bull and vodka not integrated.